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Frequently Wanted Information on How to Beat Drug Tests
by Justin Gombos
During a job interview, have you ever been asked to piss for your
new employer? New applicants for many of the Fortune 500 corporations
are now being forced to take a drug test. In fact, 15 million will
be tested this year. Drug byproducts can be detected in urine, blood,
hair, external residue, and even perspiration! Drugs aren't the
only things they test for; employers are using urinalysis to test
women for pregnancy. Pregnant women are getting laid off or denied
employment after taking such a test. Parents are spying on their
children. The DOD Directive requires the military to screen all
active duty members annually. If you don't want to be a victim of
the drug war, this text will help you. If you are well known, this
text may protect your reputation. I strongly recommended that drug
users (pot smokers in particular) read this. Other drugs are covered
as well, but marijuana is the main focus of this paper.
1. DETECTION TIMES
1.1 Half-life of TetraHydroCannabinol
1.2 Detection times of several drugs
1.3 Positive (definition)
1.3.1 Second hand smoke and positives
1.4 Decreasing detection times
2. TEST METHODS
2.1 Substances that are detectable
2.3 Gas Chromatography
2.4 Gas Chromatography / Mass Spectrometry
2.5 Hair testing
2.6 High Performance Liquid Chromatography
2.7.1 Radio ImmunoAssay (a.k.a. Abuscreen)
2.7.2 Enzyme Multiplied Immunoassay Technique
2.7.3 Fluorescence Polarization ImmunoAssay
2.10 Thin Layer Chromatography
3. TEST STANDARDS AND
3.1 Procedures used
3.2 False positives
3.2.2 Cold remedies, pain relievers, hay fever remedies, & diet
3.2.4 Melanin (black skin)
3.2.6 Dental treatment
3.3 True positives (legitimate)
3.3.1 Poppy seeds
3.3.2 Testosterone supplements
4. A NOTE ON COMMERCIAL
5. THINGS TESTED
TO DETECT COUNTER MEASURES
5.5 Specific gravity
6. PRODUCING CLEAN
6.1.2 Creatinine level
6.1.3 Vitamin B
6.2.1 Ultimate Blend © (was Test Free) 6.2.2 Detoxify Carbo
6.2.3 Naturally Klean Herbal Tea ©
6.2.5 Certa or Certo
6.2.6 Vales Original Formula
6.6 Vitamin lecithin
6.7 How to give a clean sample
6.9 Beta-2 agonists
6.10 Beta-3 agonists
6.11 Low dosaging
7. DRUG SCREENS
7.1 Drug screens that work
7.2 Drug screens that do not work
7.2.3 Zinc sulfate
7.3 Untested drug screens
7.3.1 Puri-Blend (c)
7.3.2 The Stuff (c)
8. DOPING SAMPLES
8.1 Effective additives
8.1.2 Klear (c)
8.2 Ineffective additives
8.2.5 Hydrogen peroxide
8.2.6 Lemon juice
8.2.7 Liquid soap
8.2.8 Mary Jane's SuperClean 13 (c)
8.2.9 Purifyit (c)
8.2.10 Sodium nitrate
8.2.11 Table salt
8.2.12 UrinAid (c)
8.3 Untested additives
9.1 Substitution methods
9.1.1 Concealed container
9.2 Where to get clean urine
9.2.1 Urine from a donor
9.2.2 Powdered Urine
126.96.36.199 Making your own powdered urine
9.2.3 Dog urine
10. STEALING URINE
11. IF YOU FAIL
12. WHO DRUGTESTS?
12.1 Which companies test, and which don't?
13. POLITICS AND
ETHICS OF DRUG TESTING
14. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
14.1 Contacting the author
16.2 Works cited
16.3 For more information
16.3.1 Drug testing consultants on the net
16.3.2 Drug testing mailing list
17. DISTRIBUTION RULES
Warning Regarding Urine Tests and Masking Agents!!
People interested in passing a drug test should know that new government drug testing guidelines now include that
all laboratories perform a specimen integrity check before testing for drugs. What
this means is that they are no longer only looking for marijuana
and other illicit drugs but also for additives, dilution, and most of the available adulterants/masking products, i.e. Mary Jane Super
Clean 13 (liquid soap), Urinaid (glutaraldehyde), THC Free (acid), Klear
(nitrite), Urine Luck (pyridinium chlorochromate), TestKlear,
Golden Seal, Terminator Gold, Stealth, Clean-X, and Instant Clean.
These products are all detectable, and will result in a
failed drug screen. They will also be reported as a failure!
The point is clear. Don't be fooled by the plethora of ineffective
detox adulterants, masking chemicals and flushes.
These products simply hoax you out of your money and do
not produce the results to which they lay claim. As for their fancy guarantees? Well, to receive your money back you must submit your test results. These results in most cases are not yours nor will you ever see them, meaning no refund will be awarded to you! The truth is, if you're searching for ways to pass a drug test then a clean urine substitution kit is just what you've been looking for.
This Week's Top 5 Drug Testing News Events...
- US VA: Orange Schools Pass Random Drug Testing
Free Lance-Star, The (VA), Mon, 05 Aug 2013
- US CO: Column: How Can I Pass My Drug Test?
Westword (Denver, CO), Thu, 21 Mar 2013
- US PA: Pot Smokers Beware: No Plans To Ease Drug Tests
Times-Tribune, The (Scranton PA), Sun, 16 Dec 2012
- US NV: Teacher Files Lawsuit Over 'Invasive' Drug Test
Las Vegas Sun (NV), Wed, 10 Oct 2012
- New Zealand: Drug Test Work Cheats Using Bleach
Rotorua Daily Post (New Zealand), Thu, 02 Feb 2012
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